One Hundred Common Questions

1-Did they ever find the body?

2-Can I have those shoes after you die?

3-Did your mother ever have any children that lived?

4-Who farted?

5-Which side are you on?

6-Do you know who won?

7-Why do you care?

8-What time does the train roll in?

9-Can I have another one?

10-Does this look like a face that cares?

11-Why did she get chosen?

12-Why is everybody always picking on me?

13-Who wants to know?

14-What's it to you?

15-Would you like another one?

16-What gives you the right?

17-Are you busy?

18-Are you now or have ever been a member of the Communist Party?

19-When will it ever end?

20-Are you really happy?

21-How's that working for you?

22-Can you tell me the truth?

23-Why did God create the universe?

24-Who's your daddy?

25-Who wound him up this morning?

26-What's wrong with you?

27-Did you take your medicine?

28-Who are you?

29-Why does a mouse when it spins?

30-Why is it always the quiet one?

31-Can you believe it?

32-What can you do with a drunken sailor?

33-How much?

34-How much farther?

35-Got any spare change?

36-Say what?

37-Who told you that?

38-Where to Buddy?

39-Huh?

40-When were you gonna tell me?

41-What's going on?

42-When will they ever learn?

43-Are you kidding?

44-No?

55-Yes?

56-What are you going to do with that?

57-What are we going to do with you?

57-What was the final score?

58-What's for dinner?

59-Why is there never anything good to eat around here?

60-Would you say that to your mother?

61-How am I suppose to live on this?

62-What makes you say that?

63-When are you going to grow up?

64-What should I do?

65-Who you gonna call?

66-You got anyone who can back up your story?

67-Who fired the first shot?

68-Do you have idea what you just did?

69-What kind of an idiot are you?

70-What's the point?

71-Can you give me one good reason?

72-What do you want Santa to bring you?

73-Can I ask you a stupid question?

74-Whose fault was it?

75-May I have this dance?

76-Or are you just happy to see me?

77-You know anybody who can take care of this problem?

78-What am I going to get out of this?

79-Got a light?

80-Can you turn that thing off?

81-What's love got to do with it?

82-Wassup?

83-How long have you been waiting?

84-What's the difference?

89-May I ask why?

90-Who killed Cock Robin?

91-Is that all you got?

92-Wanna try me?

93-When did you get out?

94-How long you in for?

95-Which one of you guys is the boss?

96-What was your first clue?

97-Where were you when it happened?

98-Was the Easter Bunny good to you?

99-Who took the last beer?

100-What are you waiting for?