One Hundred Common Questions
2-Can I have those shoes after you die?
3-Did your mother ever have any children that lived?
5-Which side are you on?
6-Do you know who won?
7-Why do you care?
8-What time does the train roll in?
9-Can I have another one?
10-Does this look like a face that cares?
11-Why did she get chosen?
12-Why is everybody always picking on me?
13-Who wants to know?
14-What's it to you?
15-Would you like another one?
16-What gives you the right?
17-Are you busy?
18-Are you now or have ever been a member of the Communist Party?
19-When will it ever end?
20-Are you really happy?
21-How's that working for you?
22-Can you tell me the truth?
23-Why did God create the universe?
24-Who's your daddy?
25-Who wound him up this morning?
26-What's wrong with you?
27-Did you take your medicine?
28-Who are you?
29-Why does a mouse when it spins?
30-Why is it always the quiet one?
31-Can you believe it?
32-What can you do with a drunken sailor?
34-How much farther?
35-Got any spare change?
37-Who told you that?
38-Where to Buddy?
40-When were you gonna tell me?
41-What's going on?
42-When will they ever learn?
43-Are you kidding?
56-What are you going to do with that?
57-What are we going to do with you?
57-What was the final score?
58-What's for dinner?
59-Why is there never anything good to eat around here?
60-Would you say that to your mother?
61-How am I suppose to live on this?
62-What makes you say that?
63-When are you going to grow up?
64-What should I do?
65-Who you gonna call?
66-You got anyone who can back up your story?
67-Who fired the first shot?
68-Do you have idea what you just did?
69-What kind of an idiot are you?
70-What's the point?
71-Can you give me one good reason?
72-What do you want Santa to bring you?
73-Can I ask you a stupid question?
74-Whose fault was it?
75-May I have this dance?
76-Or are you just happy to see me?
77-You know anybody who can take care of this problem?
78-What am I going to get out of this?
79-Got a light?
80-Can you turn that thing off?
81-What's love got to do with it?
83-How long have you been waiting?
84-What's the difference?
89-May I ask why?
90-Who killed Cock Robin?
91-Is that all you got?
92-Wanna try me?
93-When did you get out?
94-How long you in for?
95-Which one of you guys is the boss?
96-What was your first clue?
97-Where were you when it happened?
98-Was the Easter Bunny good to you?
99-Who took the last beer?
100-What are you waiting for?