I WILL PAINT YOUR UGLY FURNITURE
Please put this in the services section of the classifieds.
I WILL PAINT YOUR UGLY FURNITURE. Maybe you have wood furniture. It is all naked and the grain and vein show thru. It bothers you. It bothers me. I will only use strong colors. I have cans of red paint, yellow paint and blue paint. I have a wide paint brush and I have a skinny paint brush. I will try to leave brush marks but I cannot promise. In the end you will be happy and proud. Your friends will be happy. Your family will be happy. I will be happy. Call me now. (insert phone number here)
I WILL PAINT YOUR UGLY FURNITURE. Maybe you have wood furniture. It is all naked and the grain and vein show thru. It bothers you. It bothers me. I will only use strong colors. I have cans of red paint, yellow paint and blue paint. I have a wide paint brush and I have a skinny paint brush. I will try to leave brush marks but I cannot promise. In the end you will be happy and proud. Your friends will be happy. Your family will be happy. I will be happy. Call me now. (insert phone number here)
posted by Fred Garber at 8:37 AM
6 Comments:
I can see the logic of strong colors. If you're gonna be ugly, you might as well stand out.
This is a business that I hope to start one day. Maybe eventually, I could add green, orange and purple.
That's a found poem, methinks. :-)
Ivy....yes, I found it in my head. Thanks for stopping by!
I reckon I've got some chairs that would qualify. It would be blue, of course. But a red one would be nice, too.
I can help you. You will be happy!
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