I WILL PAINT YOUR UGLY FURNITURE

Please put this in the services section of the classifieds.

I WILL PAINT YOUR UGLY FURNITURE. Maybe you have wood furniture. It is all naked and the grain and vein show thru. It bothers you. It bothers me. I will only use strong colors. I have cans of red paint, yellow paint and blue paint. I have a wide paint brush and I have a skinny paint brush. I will try to leave brush marks but I cannot promise. In the end you will be happy and proud. Your friends will be happy. Your family will be happy. I will be happy. Call me now. (insert phone number here)